LET US BE GREAT!

So, Facebook has this “feature” that, apparently, I’m the last to discover.  When you’re stalking someone on someone’s page, you can click a link and get taken to an e-summary of your relationship.  This summary is based solely on Facebook activity between the two of you.

According to Mr. Zuckerberg, Claire and I have been friends since August of 2007, although I didn’t like her until May 2008.  I know this because I still have the ballot from when we voted on it (inside joke!).

Regardless, you can tell a lot about us from this little page. 

If you have to be at work for 24 hours….

…you might as well be working on a piece about this concert?

I think George Harrison is my favorite Beatle.  Even though he’s the “quiet one” and I’m not.

Today in Journalism…

Co-worker: Are you shooting in Columbus Circle today?

Me:  I was planning on it, why?

Co-worker: Gigantic smurf in the middle!  You will be able to shoot around it.

Today in Journalism

Every now and then, reporters need help rounding out their stories, especially on deadline.    Maybe you are doing a story on Harry Potter, and you need some sort of  anthropologist to talk about the generation of kids who grew up with the franchise.  So, you’d send out a request to a bunch of PR people, and hope that someone out there knows someone else who can help.  Or, maybe this happens:

Antelope v. Reindeer

Some people mix them up, okay?  They both frolic, they both have horn things, they both think the caribou totally sold out…  I’m sure I can’t be the only person in the world to get them confused when requesting their likeness on a cake pop.  Sigh.  If only there was a scientist or something to explain the difference….  Wait, is it…Friday?

Molly:  hi.  do you have anyone at your institution who could explain what the difference between a reindeer and an antelope is?

Hand Fame

Somehow*, Claire and I got on the topic of that red carpet magazine party she went to a few years ago.  You know, the one where she made out with Lou Reed or whatever.  Anyway, she was bemoaning the fact that her photo slaves peeps never found a photo of the two of them from it.  I, being the superior investigative journalist, decided to do some digging.  Ladies and gentlemen of the blaudience (that means blog-audience), I give you….Claire’s hand.

 

*wine

 

Mazzy or Aggy…the 1/11/11 edition

After a brief hiatus, this series returns with its typical stumper: who is committing the following crimes?  Roommate Mazzy?  Or dog Aggy?

Leave your answers in the comments and you could win either Mazzy or Aggy!!!!!!

Annual List of Incredible Halloween Ideas

As I say every year (read: last year), this is my version of philanthropy.  It’s all I’ve got and, hey, it caused me to surface on this blog again. So really, stop complaining.

1.  Antoine Dodson

2.  Rachel Maddow

3.  Oil-Soaked Pelican

4.  Ke$ha

5.  Faisal Shahzad

6. Katy Perry and Elmo

Why Google Voice and I Don’t Get Along

Exhibit A: The following transcription of a voicemail I left Mene.

Hi many, it’s, Molly, I can’t track star driving anymore. And. Hey, it’s me bye, I. I feel like I’m on crack addict and he took away my crack and if you’d like. Like font on my phone and I like the looks at it and that but I feel really guilty. It’s anyway. I just wanted to make sure that you’re okay baby coming over tonight. If you could totally go elsewhere if you want we just have to be in your apartment and I, curious girls and it that night, but I can’t tell, there. We can certainly go elsewhere if there’s on bars that you know. I’m by no means dressed up. So. It can’t be a club. I know you love Club, I So I will get and Max, and I’m wondering, okay. I’ll call you have. Maybe I don’t know who, bring food or not. If you have a lot. If you don’t have to meet up your I think you have a good time here. Just curious. Okay, that’s my question. Don’t text me a call me. Or, you can text me know and if you look or one. Okay i.

Baby Got Front

From The Sun UK

So, as you can see from this picture, Sheyla Hershey has a great personality.  A really, really great one.  On a scale from 1 – 10, I’d give it a 38KKK.

Oh.  She also has the world’s largest breasts, and recently got sick because of it or something.

Claire didn’t really care about that.  “Damn,” she said.   “I don’t think I have enough chest skin to stretch over something like that.”

Unlike most of the things Claire says, that’s actually a valid point.

PAGING DR. MD!