6 Aug

So, Facebook has this “feature” that, apparently, I’m the last to discover.  When you’re stalking someone on someone’s page, you can click a link and get taken to an e-summary of your relationship.  This summary is based solely on Facebook activity between the two of you.

According to Mr. Zuckerberg, Claire and I have been friends since August of 2007, although I didn’t like her until May 2008.  I know this because I still have the ballot from when we voted on it (inside joke!).

Regardless, you can tell a lot about us from this little page.  For instance, the first thing we did as friends was watch Clueless.  Then, Felicity.  Also, we are both mutual friends with a lot of cool people, like Joel Stein and Mâzâl Shamailov.

Anyway, Facebook says there are 84 photos of us, but I can only see 83*.  This seems like a low amount, since combined we’ve both posted about 2 billion.  However, like most scientific samples, this set is small but surprisingly accurate about who we are (retards with cameras), where we come from (apparently an ill-guarded mental institution) and wherein our passions lie (booze, costumes).

Out of 83 photos:

-28 involve a birthday party

-21 involve visible alcohol

-17 involve one or more costumes (usually more…)

-16 are actually normal

-12 involve some sort of fish-mouth or kissy-face

-11 would be normal photos, except I am making a face

-1 would be normal except I wield a knife

-3 would be normal except Claire is making a face

-10 are pseudo-lesbian

-1 is pseudo-lesbian and also involves costumes

-8 include Evan

-3 include Claire’s ugly bat

-1 includes a fake mustache glued to claire’s arm

-4 are not of us at all

-5 are taken in a mirror because we couldn’t be bothered to have anyone else take them

-8 involve laptops

-3 are photos of photos (META!)

-2 are before we were friends

…And one involves me pouring pretend espresso foam down Claire’s dress.

Also, there’s this conversation:

*PRIZE TO THE PERSON WHO FINDS THE GHOST PHOTO!!!!!  Disclaimer: Prize may or may not be worth it.


3 Responses to “LET US BE GREAT!”

  1. Claire August 6, 2011 at 11:33 pm #

    7 would be normal except we are accidentally dressed up as hookers

  2. Molly August 6, 2011 at 11:35 pm #

    Doooo you like how I blurred out our last names? Took me longer to figure that out than anything else.

    • Claire August 6, 2011 at 11:58 pm #

      I am! Now we look like Molly Kaerlkje and Claire Sdlkjqeh

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