About Claire: Claire’s from the suburbs of Chicago. She writes for Time magazine, but only because there’s so much money in journalism. She’s pretty girly and preppy, and sometimes feels awkward when her friends sing from west Harlem rooftops. She talks before she thinks a lot, resulting in really long stories that have no point and reference awful things like Whoopi Goldberg, but Molly loves her anyway. Her mom is amazing.
About Molly: Molly’s from the suburbs of Atlanta. When she’s not posting unflattering photos of Claire on Facebook, she works for CBS News. She doesn’t like very many people and spends a lot of time in her room. Both of these things worry Claire. One Halloween, Molly bought an entire Donatella Versace costume but went as Amy Winehouse instead. She likes baseball.
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