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Living the Life

7 Mar

For some reason, people have decided that living in New York is glamorous. “Oh, your life must be so glamorous!” they say to me sometimes. “You live in Manhattan and work in a tall office building, I bet you go to cocktail parties every night!” This is not true, of course. I did go to a party this weekend, but it was in New Jersey and halfway through the night someone poured beer all over a bag of bagels.

So what is living in New York really like? See if you can guess which thing didn’t happen to me this weekend. Did I….


– eat someone else’s leftover pasta because it was free

– argue with a homeless man because I wouldn’t give him $5 in exchange for a hug

– watch a man drop his sandwich on the subway floor, pick it up, and continue to eat it

– get pooped on by a pigeon


Aggy or Mazzy? Installment tres.

20 May

Aggy or Mazzy: likes to lick the carpet?

And we’re back with more questions….Is it our roommate (mazzy) or is it our dog (aggy)?  YOU DECIDE!

1.  Bathes in organic, lavender-scented shower gel?

2.  Entire body is brushed nightly?

3.  Can’t pronounce cadaver?

4.  Is strangely attracted to any man we bring to the apartment?

5.  Won’t let us photograph said Body Brushing?

Answers to the previous Aggy or Mazzy after the jump… Continue reading

Aggy or Mazzy? Installment two.

25 Apr

Nothing like waking up on a rainy Sunday morning to the following e-mail:

Date: Sun, Apr 25, 2010 at 9:08 AM
Subject: 😦
To: Claire  <redacted>, Molly <redacted>

When you’re up, will one of you please make me a grilled cheese?? I have bread in there and cheese, not sure if I have butter. HUNG OVER and got up to do it and I’m too shaky but need to eat. Hahaha bah life is hard.
Sent from my mobile.

Is it from Mazzy (our roommate) or Aggy (our dog)? Leave your guesses in the comments, as usual.  And after the jump, we’ll post the answers to last week’s AGGY OR MAZZY series… Continue reading