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A New Blog Every Day?!

1 Apr

When you think about it, "Blog" is a pretty dumb word

We Have Interents hasn’t had very much internets lately, and for that we apologize.  So from now on, Molly and I vow to blog at least once a day.  Ready? Here we go…

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In-Flight Entertainment

28 May

Hi! Molly is blogging for me because I am on an airplane flying from NYC to Dallas (where I will then continue on to lovely St. Louis, with its giant arch and its inferiority to Chicago).   I spent the first hour napping awkwardly — I missed the drink cart and everything. When I woke up, the woman next to me was reading what appeared to be personalized statements affirming her life, her dreams and her goals. The following descriptions are from emails I sent to Molly about this woman… Continue reading

A Toast, to Benito Juárez

5 May

 By Dan Luzer

Cinco de Mayo is one of those word combinations that practically demands an exclamation point. Because you know you’re going to get drunk on vaguely foreign—though ultimately nonthreatening—beverages and you know it’s going to be so… much…fun.

The trouble with this holiday is that no one quite knows why they are celebrating it. It’s not a real holiday but it’s also not one of those ambiguously historic pseudo-holidays where you still had to go to school but at least someone explained what Presidents’ Day or Martin Luther King Day was all about. Continue reading

Thumbs Up/Thumbs Down with Claire

29 Nov

It’s Thanksgiving weekend. I’ve spent three days in Florida with no one but old people to keep me company.  What else do I have to do?

Thumbs up: Lost Season 3. Okay, I really like Lost now.  Season one was pretty good. Season two was stellar. I’m now about 3/4ths of the way though season three and I’ll admit it, I am fully addicted invested. Yesterday, I refused to come to dinner because I still had 15 minutes of an episode left.

Thumbs down: I’m in Florida but it’s too cold to go to the beach

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Things We Don’t Hate

24 Nov


Everyone who isn’t a flaming Liberal is thankful for the obvious things: democracy, family, bacon, etc.  That’s why, this Thanksgiving, Claire and I are concentrating on the meaningless, trivial things that help get us from one day to the next.  Because THAT, my friends, is what the holidays are all about.

  1. TV on DVD, Hulu, Netflix, On Demand…basically TV anywhere other than actual TV
  2. When friends stay logged into Facebook on our computers
  3. Compressed gas spray cans for your keyboard
  4. Ridiculous PR pitches
  5. White wine
  6. Inanimate object Halloween costumes
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Amazing and Incredible Halloween Costume Ideas

13 Oct
WOW!  That's EXACTLY what Snow White looked like!!!!!

WOW! That's EXACTLY what Snow White looked like!!!!!

This is my version of philanthropy. Also, I’d like people to just come to the party and stop asking me for costume ideas. As always, leave your own suggestions below.


  1. Frida Kahlo
  2. The Fandago “Woman”
  3. Mona Lisa
  4. Anna Wintour
  5. Julia Child
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18 Aug

claireIn celebration of Claire’s 27th birthday, here are 27 things we “love” about Claire.


Reporting contributed by Alyssa and Mazall.

  1. Her mom.
  2. The fact that she would like to have a destructive, emotionally stunted relationship with Don Draper from Mad Men…
  3. …But she also secretly loves America’s Next Top Model.
  4. Her affinity for things named “Molly.”
  5. Her dog’s affinity for licking dirty underwear.
  6. She’s a WASP and she knows/likes it.
  7. Her tireless coverage of important things like Facebook and Twitter.
  8. Those amazing, almost otherworldly, tan lines. Continue reading