Let’s Buy Claire a Castle

9 Sep

Kings Need Castles

Hi, can I borrow $10 million? I want to live here:

Castello di Carbonana: A 37-room, 7.5-bath motherf—ing castle that sits on 50 acres of land in beautiful, scenic Umbria—which Google tells me is somewhere in Italy. It has a vineyard, an olive grove and a lake. Electricity and indoor plumbing exist but need to be updated because, again, this is castle. It’s 1,600 years old and its first owner was a Knight of Templar. The front yard lends itself easily to moat building. But here’s the kicker: If you buy it, you automatically become Count (or Countess!) of Carbonana.

How badass is that?

Okay, so at first I thought it was Carbonera, like the pasta dish. But it’s not, it’s Carbonana. That’s okay, I’m fine with having to correct people if it means I get to have a cape.

So….anyone got some cash?

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3 Responses to “Let’s Buy Claire a Castle”

  1. mazz September 16, 2010 at 6:23 pm #

    I’ll go in on this if I can have 10 of the 37 rooms to myself. Oh, and only if I can wear
    18th century clothing whilst living there. Think about it.

    • molly September 18, 2010 at 2:48 am #

      37 rooms and 7.5 bathrooms seems like not such a good ratio. Are they dorm-style bathrooms??

  2. frenky May 8, 2011 at 6:11 am #

    PKn8qI http://gdjI3b7VaWpU1m0dGpvjRrcu9Fk.com

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