This Week in Janice: Email Roundup

3 Sep

Janice enjoys her afternoon tea

Subj: summer songs!!

Okay, so I went on your blog this AM (because I can not can not get “The Dark Knight” CD to play on my computer???!!!) and I HAVE TO VOTE FOR 30H!3 for the amusing Mad Hatter/Johnny Depp videos. How adorable and cheap looking. Molly is right though, I had already read that Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” was the summer song this year. I think that Lady Gaga should have done a Beach video starring Alejandro, Roberto, and Fernando. Obviously, she had an excellent vacation on the Costa del Sol or someplace. The song is so NOT Nazis, Nuns, a soupcon of Knights Templar and nude colored underwear. Ah, well, it is all marketing with her…

I suggest next year you revisit Pitchfork and we get TIME to pay to send me to the following for a contrasting festival report, featuring that famous rock group, Toothless Mary:


Whadda U think? Is it a go?

I am beginning to appreciate YouTube,
Take care, Love, MOM

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Subj: We’re SOOOOO Proud!!!

Chicago Is  NUMBER 1 for “Bus Accidents”- we beat out nine other top Bus Accident Cities because our busses average 1 accident a Day !!! We Try Harder!! We’re such winners! Good Morning, Take care, MOM

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Subj: Potatoes

Eat organic potatoes in order to eat the skins. if not organic, peel them. Cause they are sprayed with anti sprouting evil chemical. Excellent source of protein, iron, vitamin d etc. Good food for children. miracle food. T c love mom

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Subj: u & the roomies may want to….

look up the sex offenders in your neighborhood and see where they live. Always “Good to know”. Do you remember,I had to warn you about avoiding the house with all the kids toys in the front yard when you were young? It was from a “police list” of pedophiles back in the day.   T C L Mom

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3 Responses to “This Week in Janice: Email Roundup”

  1. Cara September 3, 2010 at 7:00 pm #

    Toothless Mary is a famous rock group? Wow, I thought I knew my music…

  2. Alyssa September 3, 2010 at 7:02 pm #

    Oh I LOVE Janice. This just made my day. Thank you Claire (and Janice!).

  3. mazz September 3, 2010 at 7:41 pm #

    Janice. Always a lady… sipping tea with her pinky out.

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