When Ciara Says “Ride” You Say “Okay”, okay?

3 Jun


Me: Watch this please.
So sexy.
Love her.

Mazall: she is such a babe

Me: fast forward to 1:40

Mazall: her bod is retarded

Me: It’s sick.

Mazall: also it’s a bit Janet Jackson circa ’91

Me: right?
I’m waiting for her to ride a pony.
OMG she is.
Wet tshirt!

Mazall: AHHH i’m there too
haha.  It’s like she surveyed four dudes and asked them their fantasy about women and then she made her music video.

Me: or surveyed us

Mazall: HA

Me: “ATL hat please” – Molly

Mazall: hahaha

Me: “bull riding” – Mazall

Mazall: please.
mine is fur
and bathing suit with heels

Me: how can you be such a man…and then watch Elizabeth eight times a day

or as my mom said LTM*

Me: I wish Ciara was my mom
can i change my wish?

Mazall: lol

Me: please????

Mazall: fine

Me: i wish Ciara was my body

Mazall: DITTO
*eats fruit for a week and jogs everyday*

Me:  *buys new body*
*and fur coat*

(I already have an ATL hat)

Mazall: and loubiton’s!

Me: will you dump water on my shirt?

Mazall: hell yes i will
i like your tatas

Me: why thank you
I am done with this chat now

Mazall: *grabs crotch*


Mazall: LTM

Me: might have to blog this

Mazall: yup

*Email from Mazall explaining ‘LTM’ below

From: Mazall <redacted>

Date: Thu, Jun 3, 2010 at 12:12 PM

Subject: IM from my mom

To: Molly <redacted>, Claire  <redacted>

anna: LTM which means laugh to myself
dinner was excellent
made really good pasta sald
me: LOL = laugh out loud
anna: i know that one but i made up a new one


2 Responses to “When Ciara Says “Ride” You Say “Okay”, okay?”

  1. Johannes Rafael Guttierez Ramirez III June 4, 2010 at 8:55 pm #

    LTM the entire video- White girls bumpin’ Ciara and Luda in a 2nd story Harlem apartment- that’s what my idea was when I directed this video for Ms. Ciara. She wasn’t too keen on the fur coat and swimsuit idea, but I coaxed her in to it with the promise of a mechanical bull and some jazzy footwork inspired by Fed Astaire….That’s just how we “ride” down here in the dirty dirty……


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