Aggy or Mazzy? Installment two.

25 Apr

Nothing like waking up on a rainy Sunday morning to the following e-mail:

From: AGGY OR MAZZY?
Date: Sun, Apr 25, 2010 at 9:08 AM
Subject: 😦
To: Claire  <redacted>, Molly <redacted>

When you’re up, will one of you please make me a grilled cheese?? I have bread in there and cheese, not sure if I have butter. HUNG OVER and got up to do it and I’m too shaky but need to eat. Hahaha bah life is hard.
Sent from my mobile.

Is it from Mazzy (our roommate) or Aggy (our dog)? Leave your guesses in the comments, as usual.  And after the jump, we’ll post the answers to last week’s AGGY OR MAZZY series…

SCENARIO #1

Molly receives a package in the mail from her Mom.  Said package includes, among other things, candy and delicious treats.  Said treats are left on the coffee table while Molly rushes to work.  She returns home to find two treats missing, wrappers on the floor, and a note summarizing what happened.  Culprit: AGGY (the dog walker left the note).

SCENARIO #2

Molly and Claire go out for a night on the town.  Individual in question remains at home splayed out on the couch.  When your two bloggers return home later, she leaps up with enthusiasm, greets them excessively, and wont stop yapping.  Culprit: MAZZY.

SCENARIO #3

First there were 12 cadbury eggs, now there are 3.  Culprit:  MAZZY.

SCENARIO #4

She poops outside. Culprit:  AGGY*.
*However, when we were reading the scenarios to Mazzy, she pointed at herself for this one, shrugged, and said “I have been camping.”

SCENARIO #5

Tendency to fall asleep on living room floor after a big meal and long walk. Culprit:  MAZZY.  see photo:

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14 Responses to “Aggy or Mazzy? Installment two.”

  1. Marc April 25, 2010 at 6:06 pm #

    I GOT THEM ALL RIGHT! I WIN!

  2. molly April 25, 2010 at 9:44 pm #

    which is funny, because you’ve only met Maz once.

  3. mazz April 26, 2010 at 2:30 pm #

    RE: #3 – i would like to point out that molly said i could eat the cadbury eggs.
    i like chocolate. give me a break.

    • Marc April 26, 2010 at 5:14 pm #

      I would have eaten all the eggs, permission or not. I salute your egg-eating ways, Mazz.

      • mazz April 26, 2010 at 8:07 pm #

        THANK YOU MARC.

      • Claire April 26, 2010 at 10:29 pm #

        (waits patiently for Molly to find out about the recent french fry episode)

  4. mazz April 26, 2010 at 2:31 pm #

    ALSO, scenario #5 – i think you jerks roofied me.

  5. molly April 26, 2010 at 11:08 pm #

    WHAT FRENCH FRY EPISODE????

    • mazz April 27, 2010 at 2:27 pm #

      OMG! CLAIRE! A) i asked both of you if the beyond frozen french fries were yours. B) neither of you claimed them. C) i’m pretty sure they were noelle’s back in the day, which by default makes them mine. D) would you two like to rummage through my bowel movements to make sure none of your food is in there hmmm?

      • Claire April 27, 2010 at 2:43 pm #

        i thought they were molly’s and you didn’t ask! hahahaha. all i knew was…

        Mazall: are these your french fries?
        Me: nope!
        Mazall: (cooks them)
        Me: uh oh. Molly is gonna be PISSED

      • mazz April 27, 2010 at 2:44 pm #

        HI, IT’S CALLED TEXT MESSAGING. LOVE YOU MEAN IT (SOMETIMES!)

  6. Alyssa April 27, 2010 at 3:55 pm #

    I’m slightly obsessed with this new installment series … and my vote is for Mazzy on the grilled cheese. That sounds really yummy right now …

    • molly April 28, 2010 at 12:58 am #

      are you also hungo?

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