NEW BLOG SERIES! Aggy or Mazzy?

15 Apr

Meet Aggy*:

*Claire’s dog has been renamed to avoid confusion.

Age: 5 or 35
Hometown: Murfreesboro, TN
Occupation: Dog

Hobbies:  Napping, grooming, a general dissatisfaction with city life.
Likes/Dislikes: Food, Men

Meet Mazzy:

Age: 27
Hometown: Salt Lake City, UT

Occupation:  Something in Fashion

Hobbies:  Napping, grooming, a general dissatisfaction with city life.
Likes/Dislikes:  Food, Men

We’ve recently noticed, as perhaps you just did, that these two creatures are more similar than we thought.  Needy? Check.  Naughty?  Check.  Always hungry?  Double check*.  Sometimes adorable?  Ehhhhh…jury’s still out on that one.  Regardless, at times the resemblence is uncanny, which leads us to our NEW BLOG SERIES: Aggy or Mazzy?!?!?!?!?!
*Please note: most of the following scenarios will have to do with missing food.

SCENARIO #1

Molly receives a package in the mail from her Mom.  Said package includes, among other things, candy and delicious treats.  Said treats are left on the coffee table while Molly rushes to work.  She returns home to find two treats missing, wrappers on the floor, and a note summarizing what happened.  So now we shall ask you, was this AGGY or MAZZY?

SCENARIO #2

Molly and Claire go out for a night on the town.  Individual in question remains at home splayed out on the couch.  When your two bloggers return home later, she leaps up with enthusiasm, greets them excessively, and wont stop yapping.  AGGY or MAZZY?

SCENARIO #3

First there were 12 cadbury eggs, now there are 3.  A OR M?

SCENARIO #4

She poops outside.  A/M?

SCENARIO #5

Tendency to fall asleep on living room floor after a big meal and long walk. Aggs? Mazz?  Leave your guesses in the comments and let the games begin.

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9 Responses to “NEW BLOG SERIES! Aggy or Mazzy?”

  1. Claire April 15, 2010 at 12:58 am #

    I know! I know!

    • Molly April 15, 2010 at 12:58 am #

      shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  2. Cara April 15, 2010 at 2:15 am #

    #1: Dogs don’t write notes. Maz.
    #2: Does said person pee on the floor if you pet her when you get home? I think I need that info before choosing.
    #3: 1 eaten by M, 1 eaten by A. They shared the 3rd.
    #4: A
    #5: Both

  3. Marc April 15, 2010 at 4:47 pm #

    ANSWERS:
    Scenario 1: Aggy, just because I really want to believe that a dog can write notes.
    Scenario 2: Mazzy.
    Scenario 3: Assuming these eggs were not eaten in one sitting, Mazzy. Assuming they were eaten in one sitting, Aggy.
    Scenario 4: Aggy.
    Scenario 5: I would say me, but given the options I’ll go with Mazzy.

  4. LIFE IS HARD without Life is Hard April 15, 2010 at 6:18 pm #

    All Aggy.

    Dislikes men? Or is that wishful thinking from the roomates with lesbian tendencies?

    BRING BACK LIFE IS HARD!

  5. Drewpreme April 15, 2010 at 11:48 pm #

    As a man I cannot answer any of these. This is just a new mutation of “Do I look fat in this dress?”. Any wrong answer draws the wrath of the woman who already hates men (despite the charming voice message) because one can differentiate her actions from some other bitch (technically & grammatically correct!)

  6. menelaos April 22, 2010 at 10:18 pm #

    So do we get answers to this at some point???

    • Molly April 25, 2010 at 3:29 pm #

      answers have been posted.

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