Amazing and Incredible Halloween Costume Ideas

13 Oct
WOW!  That's EXACTLY what Snow White looked like!!!!!

WOW! That's EXACTLY what Snow White looked like!!!!!

This is my version of philanthropy. Also, I’d like people to just come to the party and stop asking me for costume ideas. As always, leave your own suggestions below.

FOR FEMALES:

  1. Frida Kahlo
  2. The Fandago “Woman”
  3. Mona Lisa
  4. Anna Wintour
  5. Julia Child
  6. Octo-Mom
  7. Tina Turner
  8. Hooters waitress (NOT because they are slutty. I hate slutty Halloween. But because they wear hose with socks and white sneakers)
  9. Pippi Longstocking
  10. Wonder Woman (I really want to do this but I feel like it breaks my rule)
  11. A troll (LOL)troll

FOR BLONDE FEMALES:

  1. Dolly Parton
  2. Donatella Versace
  3. I Love Lucy (note: not her real name)
  4. Lady GaGa
  5. The chick from The Birds

FOR COUPLES:

  1. SNL Cheerleaders
  2. Tarzan and Jane
  3. Lucy and Ricky
  4. Wayne and Garth
  5. Austin Powers and Felicity
  6. Grant Woods painting with the farmer and his wife
  7. Grease
  8. The King and I
  9. Paris Hilton and Paparazzi
  10. Kanye West and Taylor Swiftkanye-west-taylor-swift-speech_482x396
  11. Sonny and Cher
  12. Mario and Luigi
  13. White Stripes
  14. Pop-Eye and Olive Oyl
  15. Blues Brothers
  16. Zoolander and Hansel

FOR GROUPS:

  1. Gilligan’s Island
  2. Saved by the Bell
  3. Jon/Kate/8
  4. The Temptations
  5. American Apparel modelsAmerican-Apparel
  6. Reno 911 Cops
  7. Different stages of Madonna, Michael Jackson, etc.
  8. Fantanas
  9. Mad Men
  10. Beyonce and the Single Ladies
  11. Cobra Kai
  12. Ghostbusters
  13. Village People
  14. Mt. Rushmore (Must be people you want to hang out with all night)

FOR BOYS:

  1. Mexican Cage Fighterchuck(1)
  2. The guy from Gossip Girl who wears all the scarves
  3. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
  4. A Jonas Brother
  5. Bruno
  6. Take-out food delivery guy
  7. Michael Moore
  8. Gaddafiqadaffi
  9. The Monopoly Man
  10. Mister Rogers
  11. Green Man from Always Sunny
  12. Burger King King (although my mom did this.)

INANIMATE OBJECTS:

  1. A stapler
  2. A shower
  3. French Fries
  4. A CD
  5. A Smart Car
  6. Car Air Freshener (This is my fave of all time; might only work for babies or invalids though)

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IF YOU HAVE NO SOUL:

  1. Crocodile Hunter
  2. Terrorist (please look at this picture)
  3. Martha Stewart with your baby as the Turkey

THINGS YOU CANNOT GO AS (READ: ALREADY TAKEN):

  1. Counselor Deanna Troy, Starfleet starship NCC-1701-D (MOLLY)
  2. Captain William Thomas Riker (MENE)
  3. Fat Nurse (CLAIRE)
  4. David Bowie (MAZALL)
  5. Herself (The Other Claire)
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24 Responses to “Amazing and Incredible Halloween Costume Ideas”

  1. Sookie October 13, 2009 at 7:41 pm #

    This is why I will only attend a Molly related Halloween party if I have to (aka hitched). Men have only 3 phases for their love of Halloween:

    1-12 : Candy
    13-18 : Play Pranks and Scare People
    19-Death : Women in Slutty Halloween Costumes

    This entire stance of yours goes against what any man wants to see on Halloween. He might try to lie and say its not the truth but deep down it is. Halloween is the one day a year when almost the entire female population dresses how we wish they would and how we visualize them in our heads anyway.

    (all this becomes negated if I have a daughter who will wear the air freshener costume until I die)

    • Molly October 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm #

      I’m beginning to think the only thing we have in common is that air freshener baby costume.

    • Molly October 13, 2009 at 7:44 pm #

      also, are you saying whenever you fantasize about us, we are dressed as wonder woman?

  2. mazall October 13, 2009 at 7:48 pm #

    “macho, macho, man! i. want to be. a macho man!”

  3. Evan October 13, 2009 at 9:02 pm #

    Goddammit, American Gothic is a painting of a man and his daughter. It is amazing that this came up today, as I was just reading a letter from Grant Wood to a MRS. NELLIE SUDDUTH (distant relation?) on this very subject.

    Also, I liked how you have a costume from Karate Kid and a costume that was in Karate Kid. You may have actually invented a new costume paradigm: costumes of people in costumes. (MIND EXPLODE)

    • Molly October 13, 2009 at 9:09 pm #

      EVAN IS ALIVE!

    • Daniel October 20, 2009 at 8:09 am #

      There’s no such thing as Mrs. Nellie Sudduth, unless she’s married to Mr. Nellie Sudduth. Technically the woman should correctly be referred to as Mrs. David Sudduth. (This is true. I actually looked up her husband’s name.) Though I guess Grant Wood made that mistake, too. Maybe I should just let this go.

      Oh, the hell with it. I’m going to continue to be as ridiculous and obscure as I can; for Halloween I shall go as Prince von Metternich and just let people be confused.

  4. Marc October 13, 2009 at 9:35 pm #

    Costume ideas:
    -To expand on Mr. Monopoly, other people need to go as either the pieces you play as, or even better, giant, people-sized deeds to the properties. Fake monopoly money should be thrown about to everyone.
    -A Legends of the Hidden Temple competitor. But you HAVE to have the pendant of life, or you will always lose
    -DUFFMAN
    -A giant traffic cone. You can block off traffic anywhere you go.
    -Kenny Powers, Stevie, Ashley Schaeffer (BMW) and the rest of the Eastbound crew
    -Vic Vinegar and Hugh Honey, real estate agents extraordinaire. This is vastly superior to Green Man, which is everywhere these days.
    -Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr, but you have to get into constant duels, that Alexander Ham always loses

    Also, if you go as the Crocodile Hunter, someone HAS to go as a Sting Ray

    • Claire October 14, 2009 at 1:46 am #

      Marc Summers. Double Dare.
      Two redehaded boys – Pete and Pete

  5. The Other Claire October 13, 2009 at 9:56 pm #

    My mom is working to find the picture of me as a troll, yes, that’s right…I was a troll for Halloween once upon a time. Maybe that’s why I hate the holiday so much..

    • Marc October 13, 2009 at 10:19 pm #

      I’m puzzled. Being a troll for Halloween would only make me love it more, if possible.

  6. menelaos October 14, 2009 at 12:26 am #

    Oh but there will be plenty of sexy Halloween costumes at this party… I made sure of it. As a matter of fact, I think I sold the idea to my work friends as a “sexy Halloween costume party” just to spite Molly.

    I also want to figure out a way to go as the Public Health Option.

    • Claire October 14, 2009 at 1:48 am #

      you should go as a death panel

  7. Claire October 14, 2009 at 1:45 am #

    I HAVE MY COSTUME PICKED OUT. I am an adorable (originally foreign) children’s TV show/movie character.

    • molly October 14, 2009 at 1:50 am #

      it wouldn’t happen to be #9 WOULD IT

      • Claire October 16, 2009 at 7:30 pm #

        Not anymore! Now it’s Ketchup

        (but it might change back)

  8. Drewpreme October 14, 2009 at 8:56 pm #

    After Halloween can we have a moratorium on this idea of theme parties? Its hard to get laid when you’re dressed up in some get up that you and the 11 other people at the party get. So please consider that ladies.

    Totally cosign Sookie…

    My Halloween costume will be entertainingly offensive.

    • Molly October 14, 2009 at 8:57 pm #

      HALLOWEEN IS NOT A THEME PARTY.

      It’s the best holiday of all.

      • Drewpreme October 14, 2009 at 9:07 pm #

        Actually Thanksgiving is. But you know what I mean, can a brother just get invited out with out having to deviate from the attirical norms? Halloween I can understand, random Friday in March not so much.

        BTW. Thanks for coming back to the blog. It was almost knocked off my bookmarks due to inactivity…

  9. Daniel October 20, 2009 at 8:12 am #

    Also, the Wizard of Oz. Because of the balloon boy. Um, probably no one will get that

    • Marc October 20, 2009 at 11:02 pm #

      No way! Balloon Boy was totally real life UP/Flight of the Navigator

  10. Kyle October 21, 2009 at 4:52 pm #

    You can add any of the Zoobles of Zoobilee Zoo fame to this list. Group participation would be ideal, with Mayor Ben instructing his subjects to impart stories of moral importance to other partygoers. That Talkatoo Cockatoo bitch, however, is banned.

  11. Marc October 26, 2009 at 6:36 pm #

    Late addition to the list: Vampire Dick Cheney.

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