How the Other Half Lives, a new blog series

23 Apr

summer08-015The other half being Claire and myself. So much of the weblog is us interacting with our beautiful and voluminous readers, but rarely do you get to glimpse raw, uncut Claire and Molly interaction. So here it is, our NEW SERIES.

Fine. Actually, I just needed an outlet to show Claire making a real, live, semi-relevant sports reference in casual conversation. Never mind the fact that she can’t spell. Here goes:

Wednesday, 8:20pm

me: do you love the GERman more than me?
Claire: no!
me: I’M BLOGGING ABOUT YOU LOVING HIM MORE
blogs
oh good
Claire: i’m going home! YAY!
i love you, just from afar
me: barf
I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME CLOSE
Claire: that’s what she said!
me: almost said that to my doctor today
Claire: that would have been amazing
me: he was like i’m gonna use my hands to really get in there
Claire: aaaggggh
me: (massaging my knee vs. a machine doing it)
I KNOW
it took all my energy
im exhausted
Claire: wait, what happened to your knee?
me: long boring story
i’ll just let you feel it

Claire: sports injury?
you’re like dakembe mutumbo (can’t spell)
me: LOL!
Claire: I MADE A SPORTS REFERENCE!
please blog this.
me: dikembe mutombo
YOU DID! so proud
Claire: dike?
me: totes
Claire: ha.
ok, leaving work. bye lady. sorry about your ill-fated WNBA career
me: looks like its sports announcing for me

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12 Responses to “How the Other Half Lives, a new blog series”

  1. Claire April 23, 2009 at 3:08 am #

    i love us….although i don’t think anyone else does?

    that photo just reminded me how much i miss those sunglasses.

    • Molly April 23, 2009 at 3:39 am #

      Claire, we get like 200 hits a day. When you weed out mazall’s, that’s like at least 5 other people who love us.

      Also, SHOCKING that you commented on the one irrelevant subject: sunglasses.

  2. menelaos April 23, 2009 at 3:58 am #

    I liked this too, but I’m still looking forward to LIH this weekend. In fact, I think I’m going to create a facebook page to fuel the obsession.

    Plus, not nearly enough “that’s what she said” on your blog.

    And now I just looked it up on facebook and there are almost 30 groups called “Life is Hard.” A great idea just died.

    • Molly April 23, 2009 at 3:59 am #

      Is Maz a member of them all?

      • Claire April 23, 2009 at 4:23 am #

        They wouldn’t let her join. her life is too hard.

    • mazall April 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm #

      YAY THANKS MENE!

      • mazall April 23, 2009 at 2:32 pm #

        molly, claire SUCK IT.
        (that’s what she said!)

  3. mazall April 23, 2009 at 2:38 pm #

    but i really do love you both. you know that. where would i be without you?
    NOT ON THIS BLOG LET ME TELL YOU.

  4. Drewpreme April 23, 2009 at 7:54 pm #

    Even when its not about The Maz its about Mazzie S…

    • mazall April 23, 2009 at 8:30 pm #

      it’s so true, drewpreme. they act like mazz haters but secretly they love me.
      i know it.

      • Claire April 23, 2009 at 9:15 pm #

        i do love you. that’s why we had the fake porno shoot.

  5. Noelle April 13, 2010 at 5:09 pm #

    AAM

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