Friendship With Claire & Marc

9 Apr

Excerpts from recent gchat conversations.

Marc & Claire

Marc & Claire

Marc: i hate you

Marc: I want to go golfing
me: …….
Marc: i don’t golf, but that’s what people do apparently
me: i will fake golf with you
Marc: yay!
I need to but some ridiculous golfing clothes
me: i want one of those hats with a tassle
Marc: like a shriner?
me: no
like the beret with the little ball on top
Marc: ohh
a hat like that would go great with some knickerbockers
and an argyle sweater
me: oh man, this is going to be amazing
also we should go mini-golfing in weird outfits too
Marc: and we should use golf carts
me: yessssssssssssss
can we play croquet?
Marc: YES
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Marc: it is oldy-timey
or oldey-timey
me: neither
old timey
Marc: that’s debateable
me: OLDY timey? who says that?
Marc: you’re apparently right, for once
judging by my quick google search

me: do you also say ‘chimbly’ for ‘chimney’ and ‘pusghetti’ for ‘spaghetti’ ?

Marc: it’s pronounced “nucular”
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me: i still win.
Marc: NEVER
me: ALWAYS
Marc: everyone knows this
FALSE
me: FACT
Marc: YOU LOSE
GOOD DAY SIR
me: i’m gonna pee on you

Marc: alright mr. kelly

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me: did you see the boss video from lonely island?
Marc: no?
me: check your email
Marc: Claire, I’m talking to you on email
me: ON EMAIL?
this is gchat
Marc: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
me: check your other form of email
me: i sent you someting to marc(redacted)@gmail.com
Marc: haha, there’s an r in the middle of that name
some random marc (redacted) is going to get your email
me: oh god
Marc: I need to steal his identity
me: is it stealing his identity when you have the same name?
Marc: yes, it just makes it that much easier
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me: when are you going to run for office?
like….comptroller
you should be comptroller
Marc: I could solicit bribes
and have consorts
me: can i be a cronie?!?!
Marc: you are my top cronie claire
me: that’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me
now approve my highway plan
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6 Responses to “Friendship With Claire & Marc”

  1. Molly April 11, 2009 at 7:17 pm #

    I love you both, equally.

  2. Claire April 12, 2009 at 1:06 am #

    that’s not fair, you haven’t even met him!

  3. Marc April 12, 2009 at 6:16 am #

    And whose fault is that? NOT MINE.

  4. Molly April 12, 2009 at 3:47 pm #

    I also love that a “possibly related link” to this post is “parenting challenge”

  5. Claire April 12, 2009 at 4:09 pm #

    it kind of is your fault because you live in Champaign!

  6. Claire April 12, 2009 at 4:09 pm #

    And Marc Jacobs

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